Sunday, June 8, 2014

Day 5: The Enterprise


Today’s Prompt: “My business is to create,” wrote William Blake. This week, write a story whose protagonist is also in a creative enterprise. Your character can be an artist, or he or she can be involved in a field your typical reader may not initially think of as creative. Try to find and describe this creative impulse.
— Courtesy: PW.Org

Word Count: 1,544
It was five in the evening and the feasting was done. Me and Reuben had grabbed a rattan chair each and walked off to the bank of the river a few meters behind his house. We took glass cups, a bottle filled with water and a little table for entertainment. The evening air was fresh and cool; a perfect culture for a serious conversation.
            “What do you guys do down where you said you worked?”
 I took a deep breath and said, “The Enterprise?”
            “Yeah, that. What are you up to?”
I cleared my throat. “I am the Creative Director.”
            “Break that down into chunks I can gobble in one swallow.”
            “I create stuff and I have all authority in decision making.”
            “You’ve lost me for the second or third time in as many minutes.”
I looked at him and spoke one word I knew he’d understand. “Art.”
            “I’d have come to ruin towing that line,” he said. “I tried it often even with you standing close by doing your own thing. Remember the times we came by these same waters as kids to paint the scenery?”
I nodded.
            “You, you were always the gifted hands in the family. Always.” His face congealed in a scowl. “How did you drift so far apart from the promising kid we all believed in, Markus?”
I swallowed and even though my mouth was empty, a lump slid down my throat like XL bitter-leaf-flavored pills.
            “Called and said you got a fine job and we was happy for you. Said you ‘created’ stuff and we believed you were a genius of some sort and beamed with pride everywhere we went…”
Reuben sniffed on his inhaler. He always had one on him whether he caught a cold or not. God knows why.
            “’Kay, I give up. I can’t narrate your own story to you it’s like preaching to the darn choir. So help me out. I want to know what you did. Don’t spit it like some god darn official report. Spin the yarn as simple as simple does without making it sound like a ball of confusion.” He sniffed some more on his inhaler. He sank in his rattan chair. ‘Your turn’ that gesture seemed to say.

            “‘The Enterprise’ wasn’t that big an organization if big represents the area of land covered. But it had men of power twirling round its little finger.
            “What we did… what the world thought we did was produce art. What we were involved with was poles apart, like a seahorse passing for a land horse. Of course, there was an element of truth in all the ‘art’ talk but that was about as far as we were willing to wager. We got orders from folks for exquisite and original artwork and they got what they wanted sealed and delivered. A scientist created some chemical substance which I mixed into my paint. I started using the stuff on pigmy monkeys, you know what those are?”
He dismissed the question with a flick of his hand.
            “I poured my passion into my art, creating grotesque body art on those monkeys. After it dried it solidified its surface so when I painted on the faces of the monkeys, their faces took the shape of whatever I painted. It was a temporary thing but good enough to fool anyone. The Enterprise had caught on to it and hired my services.”
            “So you were on to it before they hired your services?”
I shrugged.
            “Let’s clear the air on something. What was the nature of these services?
            “Remolded faces to do odd jobs for ‘The Enterprise.’”
            “You helped con acts get away with a little more ease than they afforded without your art?”
I ignored his question. “Then came the day I was given the big job. It involved a lot of risks but I knew I had gone in too deep to turn around and walk out on them. So I played along.
            “I had to become a visiting Evangelist to fit into my role. I used the paint on my face and set the alarm to go off so it didn’t wear off while I was stuck in there. We got a van and painted some crosses and books lying open to signify the Holy Book on the body then we drove down to location. We’ve booked an appointment early on and so they were expecting us. We got the Chief Warden’s approval and I got an escort, one of the penitentiary wardens to take me to the designated cell. He was going to hang around while I preached to the condemned man just in case he tried to attack me but I told him I was gonna be okay and he could check on me every once in a while, which he did not until I called for him. He was reluctant at first but then he agreed and said it was my loss. He disappeared down the hall and I set to work. I told the convict who I was and why I had come. Then I started painting and reshaping.
            “When I finished painting, I waited about five minutes for the effects of the substance to set in then called out to the warden. I made the con go on his knees and do his confessions, repentant and humble. I knew there was no way they were letting him off so easy but I had other plans. The warden stepped to the door of the cell, opened the lock and stepped in, drawing his weapon as he did. He was eyeing the con, suspiciously. I observed his physique just happened to match the convict’s. ‘Ain’t no paradise for that bugger, ever. There’s one son of a bitch that’s gon’ spend eternal life, if he ever gets it, in jail. A big Amen to that, bro,’ the warden said. I smiled and told him not to talk in such manner to a new convert and then I stepped outside and started retracing my steps down the hall without waiting for the warden. He joined me half way down and, after nodding my thanks to the Chief Warden, I had the warden escort me to my van.
            “That night, there was a prison break. I bet nobody knows till this day how exactly the con managed it.”

            “Do you know the gravity of the crime you’ve committed? Helping a mass serial killer escape jail and putting hundreds of lives on the line for the dough?”
            “I never took the money.”
            “Why the hell not? You fulfilled your end of the deal, right?”
            “I did it under compulsion; I could have said no. but if I’d argued the point they would have guessed I wouldn’t go through with the plan. So I conned a conman.
            “The prison break,” Reuben said. “Tell me about it. I believe there’s a story in there.”
            “I’d spent time watching every angle of the warden’s face while he walked me to the cell blocks. He could have passed for the con if the situation was reversed but the face needed a little work. I believe the folks at The Enterprise had mapped out the coincidence before my coming so everything would go smoothly. I don’t know who their insider was but I played my part.
            “What I did was paint the face of the warden on the con and armed him with a Glock fitted with a muffler. When the warden stepped in, I left the cell and the con probably shot him and rid him of his uniform. The warden that met me down the hall was a piece of my artwork; it was the con, not the real warden. He escaped in the nighttime probably, feigning he was going off-duty as a prison warden.
            “Tell me, Markus,” Reuben said, sitting up in his rattan. “How do you live with the guilt of the grievous crime you and your bunch committed? Have you ever thought about the consequences? How many more people are going to die because of your stupidity? Your love of money?”
I let the silence swallow the bitterness I felt in the air.
            “There was a safety catch,” I said, after a while. The sun was setting and it was getting increasingly difficult for me to make out Reuben’s features.
            “Markus, Markus, Markus. Every time I think I have him in my grasp, he goes vague on me.”
            “I mixed venom into the paint. It was going to take a while before it took effect. I tested it on a couple of times on animals.”
            “Pygmy monkeys?”
            “Yes. The cops are following a dead trail. The serial killer; the psycho; the condemned man; the convict is dead by now. They ought to be out searching for a bloated corpse with a sunken skull.”
            “You’re dead serious, ain’t you?”
I nodded.
He stood up and patted me on the back. “I always figured you’d come around someday. Come, let’s go inside and leave the chairs. We’ll fetch ‘em tomorrow. Right now, they’re dead weights.”
I got up and carried the rattans anyway.
            “Always loved having your own way,” Reuben said. I caught the glint in his eyes before he turned around and walked back toward the house.


Eneh Akpan
June 5th, 2014



Day 4: Box Fever


Today’s Prompt: The department store elevator shuts down on the way to the fourth floor, with you and ten other people in it. You remain calm but other people begin to panic. Write this scene and the dialogue between characters.
— Courtesy: WritersDigest.Com

Word Count: 1,312
            “Last time I was in an elevator and this kind of shit happened things took a bad turn and one of the guys croaked,” A woman standing close to the doors said.
            “And when precisely was that, madam?” A man gone in years said.
            “Two, three, four, five years ago,” Said the lady.
            “On what floor was the elevator when it got stuck?”
And the answer came flying right back. “About the third or fourth floor.”
All eyes in the elevator shot up to the display panel. The electric potential in the atmosphere went up a few notches.
            “Ya gotta be kidding me. I don’t believe that hype you cooked up. A ball of crap and old women’s fables, is what it is.” The old man eyed the lady. Well, I can’t say he stared hard or was only looking in her direction cause the place we were in was dark with the lights out.
            “I swear on my mama’s grave.” The lady’s voice had increased in pitch. “Why would I lie when I’m also stuck in this circuit just like everybody else?”
            “Because some people major in giving other people a heart attack,” The old guy said. “Besides being under a lot of stress can lead to running off at the mouth.”
            “I am not under stress, sir.”
            “You’re stuck in this mess with us, lady. Ain’t you?”
“Excuse me,” a masculine executive voice said. Probably, the guy I’d spotted donning a three piece suit earlier when all the lights were on. “Shouldn’t we concentrate our energies on finding a way out of this jam?”
An alarm went off someplace overhead.
            “What on God’s earth is that?” Some guy topping a face cap said. That moment of urgency made his voice come out in a squeal.
            “People, if there ever was a way out of this situation, it is not racketing and panic,” Some dude, standing in the center of the elevator, said. “Let’s get ourselves to…”
A scream came down the elevator shaft through the maintenance square hole down into our stuck elevator. It wasn’t really that loud a scream. Somebody just said, ‘Hey!’ And the echo carried all the way through the shaft and amplified it. Soon after, a metallic object came clanging through the vertical passageway. Everybody’s gaze turned upward like religious folks in anticipation of an apparition. It landed hard on the roof, found the hole and went sailing through on the rebound. It came down fast. It came in a mad spin and looked big. The guy standing at the center of the elevator, the one who argued against ‘racketing and panic’ took it hard in the face. It didn’t knock him out cold but the damage was enough to make him change his position.
            “Oh God,” he screamed. “It’s the building. The entire building is coming apart in bits and pieces. We’re all going to die. Save yourselves, get out. Get out of here.”
His audience didn’t need another invitation. Crisis reached a peak within the space of a few seconds. This is how circumstances can bring the best out of us. It makes us do things we would otherwise have declined if offered enough dough to buy the town.

            A guy who I’d seen hanging a fetoscope around his neck was by one end of the elevator placing the medical instrument on the wall. I think maybe, he was listening for hollow sounds. I bet the inventors could never have imagined their contraption would come in handy in a jammed state of affairs.
Then there were a couple of folks angling, falling over themselves trying to scramble up the slippery walls like they possessed some inane reptilian ability. They were not making much progress in that department.
            “Out of my way you incompetent fools.” It was the lady who’d witnessed her own share of death in stuck elevators. She was part of a group trying to pry open the doors with their fingers. Even Iron Man could use a little help in that department. I wondered what that activity might do to their fingernails. But nobody thinks of fingernails in life-and-death situations.

            Someone had fetched the ‘bits and pieces’ of the building which fell through the hole into the elevator. It was a large spanner and the engineers probably dropped it trying to set things to rights.
Obviously, no one else had seen the tool or they would guess repair was in progress and as a result, an object which should have created calm and reassurance was the catalyst of pandemonium all thanks to one man’s blinded conclusion.
Because circumstances had reached a head, he couldn’t even figure out for himself that the object in his hand, which triggered the crisis in the first place, was a tool and not a building material as the gentleman-prophet-of-doom had foretold. Neither did he put it to good use cause instead the pry-open-the-doors party; he turned to the walls and hammered away. Maybe, he hoped the clanging would draw? But it’s probable he was trying to bust a crack through the metal wall and jump all the way to the ground floor. God help us all. He’d be lucky to survive the leap. And I believe others would have duplicated the jump.

Yet, there were folks, these I called the Chorus, who were yelling for help. Calling out to folks on the other side of the walls to come to their rescue. I’ve had enough and I moved to the guy with the spanner, approaching from an angle so I don’t get knocked out cold. I grabbed his hand and wrung the spanner from him.
            “What the…?” He protested.
            “Just give me a minute,” I said. “I got a better idea.” I bet he thought I was going to pick up where he left off. I spun around and bellowed loud enough to bust my vocal chords and make my ears ring. It worked. People gave me their attention.
 “This spanner,” I raised the spanner over my head so they all saw. “came flying through that hole,” I said, pointing the spanner at the tiny outlet on the elevator roof. “It’s the same object that hit this guy in the face but he was probably blinded by the blow and couldn’t see his assailant which lead him to false conclusions. This spanner is an indication that the engineers are in the elevator shaft trying to fix whatever was broken. So there’s no reason to stress. Let’s keep it together for a few more minutes and it would be like none of this never happened.”
A guy dropped to the floor and cried, “Thank God, they’re doing it.”
            “Doing what,” The guy with the face cap said. He was of the team trying to dig their nails into the wall and climb out lizard style.
Before anybody could answer, the lights came back on and the elevator gave a little jerk and began its ascent.

You wonder why I didn’t panic. I happened to hear one of the maintenance guys on my way into the elevator say it was going to get stuck on the fourth floor because the gears had fault. They were climbing into the shaft to get it fixed before the passengers threw a fit. Besides, I work here, in this department store. I’ve been stuck myself in that little box quite a few times. But never mind the pragmatic storyteller the lady was, nobody ever died in that box, as far as I know it.
Wait. I might be wrong. There might have been at least, one instance of fatality, make that two. But they were both old timers who used up their time on earth.
Or maybe, three deaths occurred in that thing. Shit, that things becoming quite the killing machine, you know?
Ah, hell. Get your purchase and get out of here!

Eneh Akpan
June 4th, 2014



Day 3: The Comic Book Generation


Today’s Prompt: It’s your 18th birthday and, upon it, your parents deliver some pretty shocking news: You’re not really human. They admit that they’ve been covering up the fact that you are actually a (fill in the blank). After hearing the news you still decide to go to school, but this school day is different than all your school days past, especially when it’s revealed to others what you truly are.
— Courtesy: WritersDigest.Com

Word Count: 1,406
            “I can’t make things pop out of thin air if that’s what you’re thinking.”
I could feel their eyes crawling all over me like a million needles and pins.
            “So what exactly do you do, then?” Alicia asked.
            “Maybe, he can spin a web like Spiderman.” Rebecca suggested.
There were a few giggles after that last statement.
            “Well…” I said.
            “Maybe, he can dance standing on his head.” That was Dick.
This announcement was followed by an uproar.
            “I’ve not really attempted that one but yeah, I think, maybe, I could if I gave it a try,” I said.
            “Don’t think. Just do it,” Dick said.
            “You don’t think before breathing, do you?” Rebecca.
            “Or before falling in love,” said a kid with a low punk haircut whom we called Groovy.
That got everybody in the classroom roaring with laughter. Even Amen, my best buddy, was slamming his fist into his desk again and again bellowing a belly laugh.
            “Sshhhh…..”
And the silence held sway for a moment.
Just then some kid in the front seat flung a ball made from crumpled paper at me. I caught if off the air and made a paper aircraft out of it in the space of 5 seconds and tossed it. It glided in an arc round the room and returned to me. I snatched it out of the air.
The silence weighed down on my eardrums like a dead weight. I felt the eyes of the entire class trained on me. As far as I was concerned, I knew I had done something awesome but if you asked me to create a chemical formula to explain the process, you’d be barking up the wrong tree.
            “Dude, how on earth did you do that?” Dick whose eyes bulged with surprise asked.
            “I didn’t think. I just did it,” said I.
            “Do it again,” Shorty said.
            “I can’t.” I lied. “I don’t know how it happened.” Which was true. “Reflexes, I guess.” Which was both the truth and a lie.
            “Reflexes, my butt,” said Ukwak (/who quack/) who we called Steel (which was the English word for his name to begin with). He was the biggest kid in class. He stepped to the front of the class and stepped up to me. He threw a one-two punch to my mid-section but I was the wind and got out of his way before he pulled the first punch. He wasn’t expecting it and lost his balance. He slammed his bulk into the chalk board and crumpled to the floor in a heap. I walked up to him and picked him up with one hand, my left hand. But that isn’t the issue. I’m a leftie, anyway. He weighed a ton and for me to have picked him up in front of all those kids the way I did… I wasn’t some skinny wimpy kid but then I wasn’t your regular muscles. I was a normal guy who fulfilled the basic dietary obligations but Steel was huge in every implication of the word. I felt my classmates’ jaws drop to the floor.

Today’s my 18th birthday. It’s the day every ideal I ever stood for got threatened. My parents just broke the news to me that I ain’t exactly human. And that means I’m not family. That’s how I see it, though. They didn’t exactly spit it out on such terms. They just said I wasn’t really their kid; I was the product of some weird experiment. Something that happened probably, eighteen years from date and which they both participated in. they used to be scientists, they said. But things changed. They don’t regret having me as their kid and they don’t see any critical consequences in my future. “You can’t go to school, today,” they said. “You might be made the butt of their joke; that can damage your personal confidence forever.”
            “But we live in a different age; a time that’s the opposite of what yours used to be even though it is a spin-off of that Dark Age, we have learned and thrived where you and your generation have failed.”

And that’s how I picked up my bag and strolled off to school. As they had predicted, this school day was totally different but my parents would never have believed what happened if they didn’t know lying wasn’t my thing.
            Rumor, being what it is, had gone ahead of me and spilled its guts to the entire school. I was up to my neck in questions before I made the school gate. Confusion is nothing new. I set myself to be at my best when I was confronted officially. Standing in front of my classmates and taking all these tests is just the beginning of the journey. As sure as word spreads like wild fire, the whole school would be made aware of my abilities before school day is out. I’m thinking it might mean goodbye to a formal education. But then again, who can say for sure?

When I turned 18, all my senses plus one got heightened. There I stood in front of my classmates as the object of their attention and I dared not say no to their requests.
            “Hey! Clay, catch this!” and three boys, Ron, Mike, and Akam tossed three items all to the front of the class but at different angles. I darted from corner to corner snatching stuff out of the air by the time I got to the third object, it almost touched the floor. Akam had aimed low. It was his mobile phone.
            “What were you thinking,” I said. “I could have missed.”
            “You didn’t,” Akam said, grinning like the smirk was plastered on his face.
            “So, what are you going to do if you got someone killed running around with all that power?”
I hadn’t really thought about that before then and the question hit me like blow aimed at my crotches.
            “I’m not gonna kill anybody, Sarah, okay?”
            “Can you fly, Clay?” Janis was the class’ reporter and she looked every bit of it with the pen and paper on her desk and she throwing the question with her officious voice.
            “If I put my back to it, maybe, I can.”
            “But what if you accidentally off somebody, Clay, what do you think they’d do to you?” That was Sarah again.
            “For starters, my creators programmed Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics into me.”
            “So, you’re saying we got nothing to be scared of?”
            “Does that make you a robot?
            “No, what I am is a Golem. Asimov coined the word, my creators used it.” I fetched a marker and scrawled on the board. “By Asimov’s standards,” I said and then scribbled this: robot = machine + computer.
            “A ‘goal ‘em’ what in the world does that mean?” That was Janis.
I scribbled the word on the board G-O-L-E-M. It’s an Hebrew word for ‘unformed substance’. Quoting Asimov, ‘A clay object, no matter how much it might resemble a human being is an unformed substance (the Hebrew word for it is ‘Golem’).” The scientist, Carver Washington invented an organic malleable substance, that possessed the ability to stretch and reshape itself like the human body but since he couldn’t breathe life into it, he called it Golem. I was formed out of that substance.”

            “How did you get the life then?” Janis again.
            “Somebody took up Asimov on his fictional positronic brain and succeeded in creating a computerized brain that could function on its own with little or no human interference and that was the making of me. I guess I’m different from a robot because I’m not all machine but in some weird sense, flesh and computer; a Golem. I hope you guys don’t hate me for what I am?”
            “Hate you, seriously, dude?” It was Steel. “The world can use a real superhero for a change.”

With the entire classroom matched round and gave me the right hand of fellowship or the right hug of fellowship depending on gender of who was involved.
See, times have changed. If Superman was alive today he’d be a real hero, loved by everyone. We are the generation who think queer is cool. We grew up with simulated computer games, and science fiction flicks, we grew up with comics. We are fully aware of our potentials and we welcome and embrace change. Who are we exactly?
            We are The Comic Book Generation.


Eneh Akpan
June 3rd, 2014



Day 8 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 8 Prompts:

 “Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a constant attitude,” said Martin Luther King Jr. Imagine a character who needs to forgive someone. Who does he or she need to forgive? What was the nature of the injury? What were its implications? Does forgiveness come easily to your character, or is retaliation a more natural impulse? Does your character try and fail to forgive initially? See how your character’s desire to forgive creates obstacles and ultimately fuels your plot.—P&W

An SOS note on a Dunkin' Donuts napkin makes a detective visit several doughnut stores to solve a possible crime. —WDC

Write a story about a father looking for his son. The child was one of the passengers in a plane that crashed earlier that day.—CWP


Saturday, June 7, 2014

Day 7 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 7 Prompts:

What images does this line in one of Gregory Corso’s poems spark in you: "They want to make buttons out of my bones"—CWP

"Checking Hard Drive... File Corrupt." With a deadline looming, my heart stopped. —WDC

Some of the most revealing scenes in fiction occur when characters gather for an event. The Super Bowl offers an opportunity for friends, whether they are sports fans or not, to do just that. This week, write a scene in which your protagonist is watching the Super Bowl. Is he or she playing host? Begrudgingly attending an ex’s party? Which team does he or she root for? What happens during the commercials? Sporting events provide wonderful opportunities for tension and elation. How will your characters engage with this event?—P&W


Friday, June 6, 2014

Day 6 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 6 Prompts:

The year is 3014, and you are on an intergalactic out to protect your planet. During your final battle, you cross paths with the leader of the opposing forces. It ends with the two of you in a sword fight, only problem is instead of swords you are both using (fill in the blank). Write this scene.—WD

A basket floats down a stream, lodging on a rock in front of a child who runs crying to his parents about the contents. —WDC

What if you`re going to write a story about fatherhood with a florist as the main character and a new dress as the key object? Set your story in a restaurant.—CWP


Thursday, June 5, 2014

Day 5 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 5 Prompts:

Recall an uplifting experience and write about it.—CWP

“My business is to create,” wrote William Blake. This week, write a story whose protagonist is also in a creative enterprise. Your character can be an artist, or he or she can be involved in a field your typical reader may not initially think of as creative. Try to find and describe this creative impulse.—P&W

I was sitting at my desk, workin' on a case.  She walked in and sat down right in front of me.  Neither of us said a word.—WDC


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Day 4 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 4 Prompts:

You are watering your plants, when you hear a voice whispering your name. There is no one around. —WDC

Describe what you feel right now using your sense of smell. If you feel frustrated, write about what your frustration smells like. Use vivid words. Don`t skimp on adjectives.—CWP

The department store elevator shuts down on the way to the fourth floor, with you and ten other people in it. You remain calm, but other people begin to panic. Write this scene and the dialogue between characters.—WD

Seemingly random occurrences can often drive plot forward. Of course, the author curates these random acts—the accidental encounter, the winning lottery ticket. This week, try introducing an element of chance into a story whose plot you've struggled with. It can be as small as a coin toss, or an unexpected event that changes your protagonist’s plans. Be open to wherever it takes you.—P&W


Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Day 2: Mobbed


Today’s Prompt: Kristin Pedersen and Russell Ebert meet before he inherits money. One of them is killed.
                                                                                          — Courtesy: creativewritingprompts.com

Word Count: 1,234
My memory of that day is as clear as day. The waiter’s name was Pedersen and I could tell from the way he looked at me, through me my face didn’t juggle his memory. Not that I expected it to. I was only, how do they say it, playing my position. He had the same low haircut. There were a few grays in there but the similarity was good enough for rock and roll. Same chiseled chin, deep-set eyes just like the high school picture I acquired. Don’t ask me how.
He walked briskly past me. I reached out and tugged at the tail of his cheap waiter’s jacket and held on.
            “Don’t you recognize an old friend when you see one?” I said, flashing my winning smile.
He stopped and turned to face me. “Not like I can remember everybody and I’ve met hundreds since I started working here.” He raised his hands, palms facing up, curved his lips and shrugged. “The job.”
I shook my head slowly from side to side. “It’s that. But I’m not talking yesterday not even last week. I’m talking years.”
            “How many years are you willing to wager?”
He was taking the bait. Nibbling at it at the edges, eventually he was going to swallow the line and get stuck.
            “I’d like to think your face got lost in the sea of faces I meet everyday in this room. Hell, I can’t even recollect faces I came across yesterday besides the regulars, that is. And here you are taking down memory lane several years from now.”
            “1992,” I said. “We were part of a team.”
            “Oh?”
            “’92 in high school. Strikes a chord?”
Pedersen ran his fingers through his hair. There wasn’t much left to explore. The dude was going bald.
            “A football team.”
            “I’ll be darned,” he said.
            “Ugh, ugh.”
            “I still can’t place your face or name. Wait… I think it’s coming back. Ernest, wasn’t it?”
            “Damn right it is.” I lied. God help whoever the real Ernest is.
            “You do remember Coach, right?” Pedersen said. “The guy who knew this much about soccer as a fish knew how to ride a bicycle.”
            “Some people stick to the memory like cake to the wall.”
            “Well, it still comes strange to me and I really can’t tell what criteria the judges used I believe they must have been on something heroine, probably. But Coach made the league.”
            “I’ll be damned,” I said, and looked all of the mock shock.
            “Oh, yeah. He features in some B League in Barcelona, Spain.”
            “Sure, I know where Barcelona is I just can’t picture Coach playing in the Z League down there.”

            “Hey! Over here.” Somebody called about two tables away.
I saw the guy walk in while I chatted Pedersen up.
            “Sorry, gatto run. Talk later.”
            “Oh sure.” I patted the back of his hand. “Dinner sometime. My place.”
            “I’ll look forward to it.” And he was gone to take the new guy’s orders.
The table was within earshot of mine to afford me snatches of the conversation between waiter and guest.
            “As a professional, I’m supposed to be more discreet than this.” He gestured with his hands to show the location was not right for the occasion. “But I’ve been under a little strain… nobody, not even my associates can guess where I am right now.”
In your dreams bozo, I thought.
The professional spoke in hushed tones like he expected someone to be listening in on their conversation and the man definitely needed to be on a diet.
            “I just couldn’t resist the temptation to fulfill a dying client’s last wish. I apologize for intruding on your privacy without prior notice.”
Pedersen looked totally out of place in his own domain. “I wish you would just get over and done with it and tell me what I can offer you.” He was flustered. Any fool could see it in the dude’s eyes. But he kept his temper under lock and key.
            “No, it’s about what I can offer you, Mr. Kristin Pedersen. This is totally not my style. I’m more of a all-protocol-observed-guy.” He punctuated the last sentence with a wink.
            “How come you know my name when I didn’t offer it?” Pedersen looked like a volcano struggling to keep in its larva.
            “Oh, I know a lot about you. A lot more than you would ever imagine.”
Pedersen gaped at the protocol-guy.
            “I don’t have much time so I’ll get to the point.”
            “I don’t think I know you but if you wait a few sec your appointment might come right through that door soon. As alternative, you can scribble a quick note and you bet your life I’ll deliver as soon as he gets here. I’ll get some sheets.”
            “Paper. Ha! Reminds me.” The protocol-guy reached in his three-piece suit inner pocket and fetched a document of considerable size. “After you sign these you’re gonna have all the paper you’ll ever need.” He shoved the stash of paper into Pedersen’s hands. “There’s the deed of your inheritance.”
Pedersen took the papers and read the title “Ebert & Associates”
            “Keep your voice down.” The guy who was probably Ebert said.
Russell Ebert. Son of a bitch. That was my cue. I shoved on leather gloves, screwed the silencer on my tool. I slipped out from behind my table like a snake. Ebert saw me coming through the corner of his eyes. I was too fast for him. It was too late for him to do anything besides raise both hands to shield his face. You’re no Superman, old buddy. When the bullets penetrate you it’s taking your fingers for a ride.

Pedersen backed away when he saw the gun. Like a man coming out of a nightmare. I moved up close to where Ebert sat, meaty flesh overflowing both sides of his seat. I raised the 9mm and pumped two shots to his head. He jerked and fell back on the chair. The seat could not hold his weight and toppled over backwards spilling him to the floor. The sound of the gunshot was muffled by the silencer but the restaurant was small and folks had seen me walking towards the flabby man. I maximized the commotion that followed and slipped out through the backdoor of the restaurant. I dumped the equipment and gloves in a nearby bin and walked into the sunset.

What can I say? I’m a mob contract killer. And Russell Ebert was a mob associate who was too greedy for his own good. It’s one thing to walk away from the mob it’s another to filch the mob’s money. Ebert did both. If you asked me, he shouldn’t have taken the money. My source had filled in on a little detail. The rest I got off the mob’s google search, that’s Mobble for the illiterate.

Russell Ebert had been on the run for years. He wanted out of the mob and he took the first chance he got and hit the road. Like I said, he shouldn’t have taken the money. And don’t think I’m rid my conscious of guilt. I have killed before and I will kill yet again when I break free from this steel bars. There’s a saying going the rounds in the mob and it’s this

‘It’s never about who’s right or wrong when the money is right.’

Eneh Akpan
June 2nd, 2014



Day 3 Prompts

IntShoWriMo 2014 Daily Prompts

Day 3 Prompts:

A man, consumed with anger, sets fire to homes of people who cross him, and... —WDC

"Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade,” wrote Charles Dickens. As we prepare for a long-awaited spring, it’s interesting to reflect on the role that spring plays in literature. This week, try to write a scene that incorporates a spring tradition. It can be something as ancient as a maypole festival, as commonplace as “spring cleaning,” or it can be a new tradition, made up for the purpose of your story. If you need some inspiration, research how different cultures welcome the spring months.—P&W

It’s your 18th birthday and, upon it, you parents deliver some pretty shocking news: You’re not really human. They admit that they’ve been covering up the fact that you are actually a (fill in the blank). After hearing the news you still decide to go to school, but this school day is different than all your school days past, especially when it’s revealed to others what you truly are. Write this scene. —WD

Make a list of 40 things that happened to you this month. They can be funny, embarrassing, happy, or infuriating. Then pick one from your list and write about it.—CWP