Monday, June 24, 2013

DAY 24: In a Room with the Enemy

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Today’s Prompt:
The detective saw his opportunity. He grabbed the waitress’ arm and said…
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Word Count: 1,423

                “Move bitch!”
Slugs cut through the scrumptious air, whizzed past his ears and slammed into the walls generating an audible thud. Shards of glass came crashing down making discordant music. His eardrums echoing the report. Screams crammed the enclosed space. People everywhere crawling on all fours, yelling for dear life. This wasn’t time for consoling people, it wasn’t even time for getting mad. This was time for getting even. There’ll be time enough to count the wounded when the gun spray stops. Right there and then, he was the prosecution, the jury and the judge. Case closed.

Ita (/hitter/) leveled his Luger at the chest of a man donning a Picasso-style beret. He figured this artist knew more about squeezing triggers than handling brushes. He bust two shots into him and watched as the force flung him against a litter of furniture. He bounced off and slid to the floor, chairs collapsed on top of him in his wake and buried him under in mock funeral. Ita hit the floor as one of the gangsters took a shot at him. The waitress was sprawled out face down on the floor. Ita crawled towards her, pulling himself forward on the tiles like a crocodilian reptile to achieve the feat. He called out to her in hushed tones as he came close to where she lay.

There was no response. For all Ita knew the woman might be out of commission. Why waste your breath on a hunk of dead meat? He thought to himself. Because I used her as a kind of human shield, that’s why, he answered himself.
                “Hey, Ita.” Dark Son, leader of the murderous pack called out. “You can forget about her, she used to be one of our own, anyways.”
                “I know.” He did too. “But it didn’t have to be like this.”
                “It’s a deadly game you pulling a stunt like you did. Any fool would know you guys were gonna show up.”
                “Let guess, you had a snitch,” Ita said, feeling the waitress’ neck for a pulse.
                “Hell yeah, plus you know I’m on first name basis with the cops.”
The sound of a gunshot on Dark Son’s side of the diner and Ita heard as a bullet rebounded off the wall a few inches above his head.
                “Damn, you’re on fire today. A word of caution, though. Don’t waste the slugs, I came loaded.”
                “Those two colleagues of yours we took out?”
                “What about them?”
                “They were on the mob’s payroll but I bet you already knew that.”
                “I’m impressed.” But he didn’t sound impressed. “How come you’re always taking out your own people, I wonder?”
                “Because sniveling rat’s ass like you always get them involved when you make a bust, that’s why.”
Dark Son sounded furious. ‘Let him,’ Ita thought. ‘When they’re mad they become irrational and that gives me a fighting chance, at least.’

People cluttered the diner’s floor. Ita observed as men who ought to shield the women scrambled over them and tried to get the best shot at safety. The gangsters had taken no hostages yet but under the present circumstances, Ita figured that was unnecessary. There was about six of them against one; Ita was outnumbered and outgunned. Ita was all the hostage they needed. He hadn’t expected this bust to fall flop and bad but The Corleone Associates had whiff they were coming and had blown their cover. One of the dudes, the one Ita took out had pulled his 9milimeter on the waitress and dared Ita to make a false move. Ita had his chance when someone who was not supposed to be in the diner at that time came trotting through the doors into the cafĂ©. Dark Son had pumped two to his head from his Glock, the man was thrown a few feet into the air. He crashed into the door on his way down and crumpled to the floor in a dead heap. Panic-inspired disorder had gripped the customers and Ita had made the best of it, thrown the waitress aside and made a grab for his gun.

Ita was just getting over the fact that the waitress was DOA when he heard footsteps come up behind him. One of the gangsters had sneaked stealthily around the overturned tables and stood directly over him.
Ita whirled around and pulled the trigger of his Luger in one breath. The tiles beside his head exploded sending up rubble and dust in a furious spray. Ita pulled the trigger of his Luger again and again and it paid off as the gangster sprawled to the floor, a dead mass.

                “Two down, three or four more to go,” he said and kissed the smoking barrel of his semi automatic.
Ita crawled behind an overturned table and tried to peek from behind it. He was compensated by a bust from Dark Son’s gun.
                “Don’t even think about it, Sherlock Holmes,” Dark Son said.
Shit, think, Ita thought. He was as dead as the gangster he just landed if the members of The Corleone Associates decided they should move in on him in a kamikaze stance. Warm liquid trickled into his right eye. Ita swiped at it and checked. Blood. The exploding tiles from the jerk’s shot must have cut into the flesh on his forehead. He spotted a whiskey bottle and crept for it. Going for the bottle exposed him to the enemy and one of Dark Son’s men took a shot at him and missed. Ita applied the spirit to his wound and shot the rest down his throat. The heat from the whiskey fueled his adrenalin. Next, Ita flung the bottle into the air. Shots rang through the room and the bottle exploded and came down in a shower of glass. Ita assumed crouching position, shot up from behind a table and took shots at the gangsters. He ducked and heard one of the men curse and on the heels of that a heavy thump. He figured he offed at least one of them.

One of the thugs who had a semi automatic machine gun got mad and opened fire. Bullets slammed into the walls, ripping it apart, fragments of glass flew cutting into anything in its path. Tiles exploded, tables and chairs were hurled-hurtled into walls and shattered on impact. Screams from people pierced the air. The noise was deafening.
Ita careered down the diner, keeping a low profile, ignoring the pain that shot up his arms and legs as he crept over broken tiles. He bled like a broken spout. Then he heard firm footsteps; they were coming for him at last. Ita threw himself at the gun that belonged to the thug he dropped earlier and came back up with guns blazing. He fired without aiming and just let the bullets ride on the enemy. He took the thugs by surprise. He nailed two of the men. One of them went down spraying bullets from his machine gun at everything and nothing in particular. He got the ceiling fan; one of the blades tore off and sliced the air as it flew across the room. It slashed one of Dark Son’s men into two halves. One woman screamed.

Only one of the gangsters was left standing.
                “I guess we’re back to where we were before,” Dark Son said.
                “I don’t quite think so,” Ita said. “You took out two of my men, you’re going down.”
                “Save the speech for your maker, detective.” Dark Son raised his Glock and would have fired when a whirring sound made him reconsider.
The fan directly above him unhooked from the ceiling and came crashing down on his head. Dark Son wasn’t fast enough, and the weight of the fan hit him on the head. He didn’t go down but he was a bit disoriented. Ita figured the machine gun spray by the dying gangster got more than one fan. It was the only cue Ita needed and he took it with grace and style. He pumped the slugs into Dark Son until the chambers of both guns in his hand clicked empty.

A woman walked up to him when she believed the coast was clear.
                “You are an officer, ain’t you?” She eyed Ita suspiciously.
                “Yes, ma’am. You’re alright now,” Ita said, perching on the edge of an overturned, broken chair.
                “Yes. But are you? You’re bleeding like a pig. Come here, let me take a look at your wounds. I’m a registered nurse.”
Not everybody was an enemy, after all.


Eneh Akpan
June 24, 2013



Sunday, June 23, 2013

DAY 23: Unfinished Business

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Today’s Prompt:
Write about the number 7
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Word Count: 1,405

Her lane advances at a crawl.
She pulls up to the bumper of the Range Rover, turns off the ignition and weighs her options.
She knows she’s had an almost picturesque escapade with the number seven. Her father passed away when she turned seven, no fault of hers. She was the seventh daughter in the family. Not the seventh child, her eldest brother made sure that wasn’t ever gonna happen. But between him and her were six sisters scattered to hell or heaven, depending on which angle you approach the issue, and that made Anibiet (/annie bate/) the eighth child but daughter number seven. It made her feel special and that was a given.

Anibiet grew up into an adventurous woman who had a man of her own. The man she married happened to be the seventh and in this case, only surviving son of his side of the family. She got seven cute people in her life that she absolutely adores and cares for. First on the list is her mama, her husband is next in line and on his heels, her three cute kids and that ought to bring the list to five. Six is her best friend and bringing up the rear is her pet cat, Offiong (/off young/) the Ibibio word for moon. If that ain’t a weird name for a cat. That cat is the reason this story has got to be told.

Anibiet makes her return trip from the mall where she has been to procure seven items. But before we take a look at her grocery list—she has it tucked away somewhere in the glove compartment, by the way—let’s step back into her past and have a long, hard look at her life.

Her place is just down the street. If you count up, you should be right on top of it the minute you hit the seventh house, assuming you did your tallying from this side of the intersection, that is. Apparently, that means, you’ll have to skip the undeveloped plot between the third and fourth structure and the psychedelic shack over there which doubles as a shrine for lunatics. Now before you start asking why the stuck with woman gatto be so damn perfect like you didn’t know what the digit we’re discussing stood for; Anibiet has got a temper on her. Sometimes, I think she scares the hell out of the devil. It eventually undid her. Do not go flying off half-cocked without hearing what she has to say for herself.

She’s been working her butt off to keep that rage of hers in check. No anger management for this one; she’ll probably pulverize her shrink before you say Django!

                “Hey, Obong,” (try saying Oblong without the ‘L’) This happened just before she hit the road on her way to the mall. “I gatto run. I need to get stuff at the mall.”
                “‘kay, hon. don’t stay too long.”
                “It’s only gonna take a minute there’s stuff I need to fetch then I’ll be back.”
She walks to the door turns around like she forgot something, her husband is already back to watching the TV and doesn’t notice.
                “Can I talk to you for a minute?” She says.
                “Yeah, sure why not?”
                “You still remember the circumstances surrounding how Offiong dropped into our lives?”
                “How could I forget? You never let me hear the end of it. You found the cat at the backyard stuck between the brush on July 7, two double oh seven. At first you presumed it was just playing and would probably return home soon enough. But you made to go inside the house and the cat caterwauled shrilly that for one minute you thought maybe, a bigger animal had dug its teeth into the poor fellow’s fur. Of course, you got scared and almost jumped out of your skin. When you recovered from the initial shock, you walked up to the thing back then it was a kitty. It had spots on its fur about seven by count. You used to call what you felt for Offiong a temptation thing though for the life of me I’ve never understood why.”
                “A ‘The Temptations’ thing and that’s because they have a song that says ‘Love can be anything. Can’t nothing be love but love.’ It had a lot to do with the fiery passion that consumed me for Offiong. I couldn’t help what I felt,” she says then falls silent.

The couple look into each other’s eyes for a moment and the tension reacts with the atoms in the air producing a reaction. Obong senses Anibiet’s unease, feels there is a load she is struggling to get off her chest but does not know how to help her.
                “Is there something else you wanted to tell me?” He prodded.
                “No.” In a way, she was in a world of her own. Totally distracted. “No, nothing else,” she lies. “I gatto run see you soon.” And she rushes out into the strong morning light which does nothing to brighten the darkness she feels within her soul.

Sitting behind the wheel of her Honda Civic, she calls up her mama. She answers on the first ring.
                “Hello, mama.”
                “Hey, Anibiet.”
                “I’ve been going through some things, lately.”
                “Where are you? Are you alright?”
                “Fine, mama. I’ve been having strange nightmares.”
                “What nightmares? Obong never called…”
                “That’s because I never told him, mama.”
                “There’s something I need to tall you, mama. It’s important. I think my life depends on it?”
                “Who is this and what have you done with my daughter?”
                “It’s me, mama; it’s Anibiet. Just listen up. This is really serious and I believe if I told someone you especially it’s gonna be alright. I don’t why I feel that way but I just feel it. So I really need you to listen up and don’t freak out when I say this. Ok?”
Silence.
                “Mama? Are you still there?”
Audible sigh.
                “Mama, just speak up, I’m freaked out to the max as it is.”
                “I’m here, Anibiet. Sorry, but I wasn’t sure what to think when I heard you bawl. It’s been a long time. The last time you came close to tears was when Jonas, your boy broke an arm playing soccer.”
Her mama laughs and it’s the sweetest sound Anibiet has heard in days since the nightmares started.

Anibiet spills her gut and tells her mama about the ghosts of her childhood which has returned to haunt her. She remembers hearing her father say ‘kill a cat, get killed by a cat,’ and she weaves this into her story. Anibiet strangled her eldest brother’s cat as a child. The cat tore her best dress to shreds. Anibiet had taken the creature outside, stroking it gently as she went.
                She came to the garden and stood where she was sure the cat’s yowl will be out of earshot. She had one of her shoelaces in her hand and she wrapped it around the cat’s neck and strangled it but not before covering the head with polythene bag. She’d felt so much hatred for the thing after what it did to her dress she’d practically lost control of her temper. She stuffed it in a sack and dumped the creature in the trashcan. This was the first time she had told anybody the story.

Her mother forgives Anibiet and after the phone call, she does feel a lot better. She thinks, it’s really gonna be alright, again. Her nightmares were beginning to gain a foothold in the physical realm. The last time she saw Offiong in her dreams, it had swiped at her with it’s claws. That morning, when she came awake, she had found a scratch on her forearm and Offiong was curled up at the foot of her bed staring at her with callous eyes.
                She pulls open the glove compartment, fetches the grocery list, and ticks off the items:
A three-fold cord; a khaki sack; a club; a machete; a gun; a cat (Offiong would fill that gap) and courage (she would find that in herself).

The Range Rover ahead starts rolling and she turns on the ignition and blends into the traffic. Anibiet tears up the paper with the list on ‘em. She’s full of hope that when she gets home Offiong wouldn’t be there waiting for her anymore. Yeah, she could almost count on that.


Eneh Akpan
June 23, 2013



Saturday, June 22, 2013

DAY 22: Up All Night

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Today’s Prompt:
Shh! Hear that?” “I didn’t hear anything.”
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Word Count: 1,037

                “Shh! Hear that?”
                “I didn’t hear anything.”
                “Listen.”
                “I did. There’s nobody out there.”
                “Shh! Just listen for a minute, okay?”
                “I told you, there’s nothing.”
                “Yeah, but ain’t that strange?”
                “How do you mean?”
                “There ought to be somebody out there.”
                “So, let’s make a break for it. Better now than later.”
                “What? Are you out of your mind? You trying to get us both killed?”
                “I don’t see nobody out there.”
                “They might be hiding; like trying to call us out.”
                “Way I see it, either us or them is gonna come out in the end. One of us is gonna tired of playing hide and seek, or get hungry or just damn sick for home.”
                “My point exactly. That’s when we get in and hit ‘em hard then make for the exit,”
                “Why the hell do we gotta get them? I thought we was supposed to hide from them?”
                “Tide has turned; it’s a whole different game, right now.”
                “Different? How is anything different?
                “They know.
                “Everybody gotta know something, sometime.”
                “They know we’re here.”
                “Big deal. We know they are there, too. What has that got to do with the price of oil in Bakassi?”
                “We’re hiding. Have you forgotten so soon?”
                “The hell we are. So are they.
                “I’ve got a plan.”
                “Another plan? What happened to the last one?”
                “This one’s better, you’ll see.”
                “Oh?”
                “What do you mean oh? This is the part you’re supposed to say, ‘Bring it on, bro,’ encourage me for a change.”
                “Do we have any other options?”
                “What other options, do you mean?”
                “Like ‘Don’t bring it on, bro,’ for example?”
                “I ought to have your tongue, dummy, for running your mouth like that.”
                “Ouch! What you gotta do that for? What the hell you smacking me for when you is the one talking shit?”
                “Quit fooling around and listen up. Damn, what is that stink?”
                “My bad. But don’t you worry about it; the wind’s gonna flush it away in a jiffy.”
                “Where have you been all your life? In a cave?”
                “Sorry, I tried to hold it.”
                “Don’t you touch me. Why the hell you gatto act up every damn time we make a jaunt?”
                “I wasn’t acting up. I released excess air. Forget about that, this plan of yours gonna work? I really gotta be home before dark.”
                “Should have thought about that before you came out here without a Plan B.”
                “Hey, don’t take your stress out on me. ‘Sides, you are the think tank, ain’t you? It’s your fault we’re stuck in this rut.”
                “I didn’t hear you say that.”
                “I better get moving looks like you used up your best ideas.”
                “Sit your ass down, jigger.”
                “Let me out this mutha, we’re sitting ducks sticking around nurturing muscle cramps.”
                “What else can we do?”
                “We can get the hell out of here?”
                “You’re trying to blow us both out of the water. Is that what you want? You don’t want an A anymore?”
                “No. That was you all the way. I wanted a B.”
                “Way I see it, ain’t none of us getting anything but an F if we don’t stick to the plan like glue.”
                “Seems we’re stuck with your plan again.”
                “Soon as Sherlock Holmes there gets that dog of his around the corner…”
                “Oh shucks.”
                “Will you just listen to me, dude? Like I was saying, when that security personnel rides wide with Scooby Doo…”
                “Tell me, is that a leftover from Plan A or the highpoints of Plan B?”
                “What damn difference does it make if it’s Plan C or Plan Z? As soon we can persuade that class act to roam wide…”
                “Ain’t nobody moving but us until 7 A.M. in the morning, at least.”
                “How come you know so much about the damn situation, Samwise?”
                “Because I did a stake out job before tonight, you asked me to, remember? That security stays there all night long till morning light.”
                “Why the hell didn’t you just say so?”
                “I tried to tell you but you were occupied with your tongue and so into your hiding business I dared not interfere with something so trivial.”
                “I guess that means our ass is stuck, tonight.”
                “No, we got an option.”
                “You don’t say; what exactly would that be?”
                “We can walk right through this wall of flowers and hand ourselves over.”
                “Come here, knucklehead, I’m gonna teach you real life lessons; you never turn yourself in unless you’re caught in the act. Do you understand me?”
                “Cool, that means we gon’ sleep in the brushes tonight with the skies as our ceiling. Man, that’s some romantic shit; I wish I had my girl by my side.”
                “You don’t have a girl and nobody’s sleeping out here, not in these bushes. Things might come out. We gatto find a way to get that guy distracted.”
                “If you was thinking of busting some windowpane, forget it. There’s security up there, they gon’ handle it just fine. His ass is not leaving the entrance. He’s got his orders.”
“Think. For once in your stuck-up life, think. You might be surprised what will happen to you.”
                “Ain’t nothing happening down here but nightfall… and mosquitoes. We used up our chances. Should have gone in when I cued you.”
                “And then what? Get caught?”
                “My option is still open though.”
                “Which is?”
                “Hand ourselves in.”
                “Dude, you wanna get shipped off to the tank? You don’t wanna see your mama again in a long time?”
                “Okay, I’ve had about enough of your crap about getting caught. I’m going in.”
                “What?”
                “Think you need that A as badly as I need the B?”
                “I guess so.”
                “This ain’t time for thinking, soldier. Let’s take ‘em down!”
                “Hey! Wait a freaking sec. What’s gotten into you? What are you doing?”
                “Saving your life and getting you that A, throw in a B for me somewhere down the line.”
                “Not like that. Wait up, we need a plan.”
                “I already got mine.”
                “You’re gonna get us both expelled. Don’t do it, you crazy fool.”
                “Nope, ain’t happening. Been trying to tell you all along; security over there’s been expecting me. He’s my big brother.”


Eneh Akpan
June 22, 2013


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Friday, June 21, 2013

DAY 21: The Fifteenth

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Today’s Prompt:
A gift is left on the back porch.
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Word Count: 1,415

                “The journal lay on the back porch, inside a heart-shaped enameled tin box. I could hear shrills from the kids in the house next-door, as they played whatever games kids played,” Etok (/hey toke/) said. “Besides that, there was no one else in sight as far as I could glimpse and my house was elevated at an angle so I could observe stretch after stretch of asphalt up and down Johnson Street. Nothing to suggest time of delivery, either. I bent over and plucked the box off the sanded wooden step, no label, no name of sender, and no courier company insignia—no FedEx, no DHL, no UPS not even the local EMS. A spiral-bound journal inside a heart-shaped tin box is all there was to it.”
                “Uh, ugh,” Atta (/hatter/) said. He wasn’t one for words and rarely let his emotion show.

                “From a different angle, I’d be coughing up a blatant lie if I said that was all because there was something else. I could take it for given but I know the role it played in setting the scene for this story. The pocket at the edge of the journal held a colored pencil with the word BIC inscribed across the barrel in glossy gold letters. I’d never known BIC for a pencil manufacturer. It was a pleasant surprise, indeed. I found the eraser inside the box.

                “Ray Bradbury once talked about how Forrest Ackerman took him out of high school and got him started on his writing career. Though, I’d been out of high school for a while at that time, it’s still true whoever sent me that package got me started on my writing career.
                “I had planned to hit the park for my people-watching exercise when I fell upon the unexpected gift. I decided I’d rather investigate the potential of the journal concealed in the box lying in my hands. Little did I know it would turn out to be a far more enriching experience than I’d bargained for. I took the box inside the house. It was April 15, my birthday but I stopped celebrating it way back in high school. My benefactor must possess a queer sense of humor, don’t you think?”
                “Probably.” Atta rearranged himself in his seat.

                “I set up my study in a room in my apartment, which should have served as the guest room under different circumstances. I stepped in, locked the door and sat at my writing desk. The first sensation that overwhelmed me the second time I opened the tin box was vertigo; a reeling sensation that came on so strong I had to lean back on my chair to keep myself from spilling over into my desk. I opened the journal, pulled out the pencil and started scribbling away. I saw a vision of the setting I was creating on the pages of my mystery journal with stunning clarity; it was like staring at a picture in a frame. I could smell the air, the heady bouquet of the woods, and above all, I knew it was really happening—everything in my story was going down right there and then. That’s weird, isn’t it?”
                “I know the feeling,” said Atta, nodding in slow motion. He bent forward and grabbed his half-full glass of ale, jiggled it softly as if he was trying to confirm to himself by the chink of the ice cubes that the liquid content was still in there.
                “The story was alive, Atta. I don’t mean on an emotional level. It felt like every word I scribbled respired.”
Atta said nothing only sipped on his glass of ale. Etok didn’t even know if he wanted him to say anything.
                “I sensed I was onto something but I couldn’t shake the feeling that whatever the thing was, it was also on to me. I think it’s more like it caught up with me and called me out, kind of. Do you understand this level of hocus pocus I’m feeding you, Atta?”
Atta grunted.

Etok figured that was going to have to do. All he’d wanted was a listening ear, something different than the walls of his room. He’d carried the burden within him for months not willing to speak out for fear people might think he’d gone off the bend and might ship him off to the institution. He’d called Atta up at his home and the two had agreed to meet on neutral ground. That’s where they were at; the bar around the corner.
The music poured into the room from speakers hidden behind a complex arrangement of grillwork. R&B played low-key besides that the place called The Joint was otherwise quiet. A suitable spot to open up one’s mind on deep issues like the mess Etok had dragged himself into.

                “I churned out several bestsellers—novels and short story collections alike—and I believed it wasn’t ever gonna stop. That was until I started having the crazy hallucinations.
First, was the revelation moment. The news reports couldn’t have been local or it would have raised a lot of eyebrows. I discovered news articles on the internet, though. They were sort of low profile jobs, something people may or may not notice. But it was the answer to the nagging sensations I often experienced during my writing frenzies. And when the first journal was filled up, I received a fresh supply deposited right there on the back porch same place I found the first one. The second appalling observation I made involved the BIC pencil. It didn’t shrink. My word count would run into hundreds of thousands sometimes and the lead in that writing implement would not fret.”
Atta shifted his gaze and looked straight into Etok’s eyes and a thought flared in Etok’s mind, he’s going to laugh me to scorn. He waited for me to come this far so he could really crack up. Atta did no such thing. He seemed to weigh his options like he was caught between making a comment or just letting Etok ride. He suspired.
                “Go on,” Atta said.
                “You wanna know what decided me eventually?
                “You know, I’m all ears.”
                “I read a story about a guy who’d lost everything; his wife, his kid, his job and finally his house was up. I looked up the date the incident happened and it coincided with the day I started writing my novel with a similar storyline. I didn’t what to make of this information and I couldn’t really tell anyone. I wasn’t afraid cause I knew I’d done nothing wrong…” Then he added. “Intentionally, I never knew all those people who died in my book were real people so I couldn’t care less. But it still bothers me a lot if I killed them or just knew they were going to choke and my muse made the best of it.”
                “Was that all.” Atta’s question took him by total surprise.
                “What?”
                “After you stopped writing, was that the end of the whole mess?”
                “It was for a while until three week ago that was when my birthday came around again. On the fifteenth, I stepped out of my house and there was another heart-shaped tin box lying on my back porch. It had all the quaintness of the first box it could have been its twin. When I opened it, I found not a journal but a complete manuscript. It was done in my hand writing although for the life of me I couldn’t remember penning the damn thing. There was a note written on a pad that said, ‘Happy Birthday!’ I burned the manuscript and got rid of the box.”
                “Then?”
                “I’ve been receiving…” Etok looked into Atta’s eyes and knew something was different about him. His mouth had grown wider, he couldn’t explain how. And then right there before his very eyes, Atta became somebody else. Atta became him. Etok was staring into his own eyes, the eyes of the second Etok who until then had been Atta. He saw the second Etok reaching with deadly talons for his gut and tried to scream. The scream caught in his throat and he choked on it and retched feverishly. He looked around to see if there was anybody in sight; anybody who saw what was happening and could get help to him but there was nobody else.

As the talons wrapped around his neck, a crazy joke tormented him, offed by a character from my own book, The Shape-Shifter.


Eneh Akpan
June 21, 2013


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Thursday, June 20, 2013

DAY 20: Xcalibur

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, Ne...
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Today’s Prompt:
Write about the letter X.
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Word Count: 1,160

                Da’Wo (sounds like /da wo/), so nice of you to come by where I hang my hat. Sit down, kick off your shoes and I’ll fetch you a cool glass of milk while you’re at it. It’s a fine evening for a little chit-chat don’t you think?
                What? You want to watch some TV? Why not, go right ahead but I gatto tell you son, Junior done lost the remote and all of yonder buttons are badly in need of repairs. You only get to watch one TV channel and sometimes if not most of the time, they’re off the air. I think it’s cause their dick keep trespassing with their brains or something.

                You know I haven’t seen your mama since you was five. How is she with her bad self? Heard she remarried once but my ex was never the type to stay in a man’s house for a long-drawn-out period. I’m sorry to have to shove this crap in your ears but, your mama, my ex was a rolling stone who never laid down her hat. I don’t think she ever even had a hat.

                Since you got me started on exes why don’t I tell you a little story about the letter X? Boy, that letter has been a victim since the day God dropped it among the bunch of ‘em English alphabets. Take a good long look around and see for yourself.
                Seen a sign that reads CAUTION lately? What one letter spelled it out to you? My point exactly. The talons of discrimination stretch beyond the hood to schools. Every time you get an equation right, you get a V but when you forgot to cross your ts and dot the is you are sure you gonna get yourself nothing but a big slice of x.

                Let’s take a shot at the movies. First one on my mind is… The X Files, brilliant, you watched the series? Ain’t it all just about more bull than you can take in one lifetime? The only thing I took away from that heap of trash was that I had to be suspicious of everything with questionable origin. You never can tell it just might be UFO. But I didn’t have to buy what they were selling did I? But that was then and this is now. These days we got Professor Xavier and his X-Men—a bunch of societal rejects running around doing more harm than good—a Prof that bears a name beginning with the accursed letter who ends up with a bad case of dead; ripped to shreds  like a tight wad of paper blown to smithereens with dynamites by one of his own. I’ve never witnessed a sorrier sight in my entire life.

                Look up the street. I bet you seen them light poles on your way down to my crib. Did you see them signs warning against electrocution? Yeah, the ones with the skull and crossbones? Now, what letter of the alphabet does the pair of bones leaning over on each other remind you off? Ain’t no letter gives you the creeps like the letter x my pa used to say that a lot when he was around. I don’t know, but it looks like I kind of caught his fever. x is the symbol of the unknown. Ask any mathematics genius and he’ll let you in on it; why it’s an open secret. The horror writers even caught up on the deal. Peter Straub, ever heard of the dude? Straub wrote a book, a ghastly, hide-your-eye horror about a savage figure that commits violent crimes, and guess what Straub called his novel? Mr. X., that’s what. You can almost always presume that when a child’s got an x in his or her name, s/he would most probably come to a bad end. No, I’m not wishing evil on anybody’s kid. Look around you boy, there is enough evidence backed by data collected over time. This is no folklore setting I’m presenting to ya, this is the real deal.

                All the examples I’ve dealt out are ordinary enough, I guess you’d say, but not all instances of x are of the ordinary. I got my reasons for saying that… say you finished your milk. Looks like you could do better with another glass… what? You’re cool? Very well then, I had better get on with the damned story. And since it’s just you and me sitting here on the back porch of my house, I think I can spill my guts and tell all I want to.
                Hey Xanadu! How’s them old bones of yours? That car of yours still naughty? No? Damn, I knew that mechanic was a fluke. Poor baby’s still spitting oil. How’s the wife? Not yet back home from the hospital? Damn. Alright, I’ll come right over to the house after I’m done talking to my son.
Xanadu lives right up the road by the old sawmill. Sure you remember him, guy used to buy you hot buns every morning. He’s buried to his waist in drama. But it’ll be suicidal to walk up to a man and tell him hey buddy, I know where you reap your problems from. It’s your goddam name. You don’t wanna do that not if you wanna live to a ripe old age. Sometimes I’m tempted and that’s a lot coming from me, I’m tempted to ask Xanadu, i wonder if it wouldn’t make all the difference if you plucked the x out of your name. But I’ve never been able to bring myself around to do it. It’s like the champ who tried to tell Arthur Excalibur would be his ruin. Arthur had the class act hanged.

                What was that?
                Yeah, let’s get back to our story. Where was I? That’s it, the extraordinary realm of the x. If the sound of that letter don’t ring a bell every time I hear it. Boy, you ever read a Lovecraft story? Who is Lovecraft? You didn’t just ask that, did you? And you guys are supposed to be the educated generation and ya’ll ain’t know pip about Howard Phillips Lovecraft. That dude invented a grimoire, it’s called fictional in some quarters but we can argue about that till the Lord returns. You ever saw a real occult manual before, son? Well, after Lovecraft drafted his he put a mark right there on the front and you wanna what that mark.
                That’s the most intelligent thing you said all day, son. He had an artist carve a customized x symbol up front and center. You’ll hear a lot of folks going around till this day calling that thing, the occult symbol. That mark ain’t more occult than a customized x is. But I’ve heard it can do stuff, mean extraordinary stuff.
                Come on, son, let’s get inside and go bite a big chunk out of something. All that jive sure makes a man hungry.


Eneh Akpan
June 20, 2013


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